Anonymous Dreamt:
23 Months Ago
"Last night, I went to a bar and a guy came home with me and we went to my room and I got fucked by him and I was moaning. It felt so good. I loved it. I GOT FUCKED. YESS Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
23 Months Ago
"Last night, I dreamed that I was about to lose my virginity to Joey from FRIENDS, but then we tried to kiss and I didn't know how. He was being really nice and letting me take my time but it just didn't work. So I ended up in the living room playing StarGirl alone. Then I woke up."
emmet_lee Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I dream that I was at a Disney and DC mashup theme park that was controll by a real life Harley Quinn and her dad was Walt DIsney. But this world, Walt Disney looks like a porn directer and Harley have a sex addiction. There's a giant mural of Walt giving a hot dog to a little boy at the theme park. I rememer there's a conversation between Walt and Harley where Walt sent Harley to sex rehab multiple times and Harley then was cured. But then she was tempted to have sex when she in a movie where a dolphin with tentacles have sex with her. WTF is wrong with me? LOL. Then I woke up."
Anonymous cheese Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, Years ago haha I had a dream where I was in this sepia colored place like in the looney toons where the road runner and the coyote would play around. So a cop pulls me over on foot while I was also walking and pulls out a porno mag and that's when it happened. Wet dream! Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I dreamt about what appeared to be my school. I was checking what may have been my locker(although not in the same place as my real locker) when 4 older girls walked down the hallway and into the door next to me.

I was shocked to notice that the last one had cut out the back of her *ahem* trousers, and was not wearing undergarments. I don't think it was much of a wet dream as it was a confusing mess, but i double taked and turned the corner inside to see if what i saw was real-

Surely enough, she was waiting for me to do that, and smiled because she just wanted attention and was showing off her body for it. After having an awful feeling that i actually encouraged that behavior for a few seconds.. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, Hillary Clinton sucked Bill Clinton's vagina. Then they both got Obama Care and Obama traveled to Africa to join the KKK and he lived happily ever after. Then Hulk (from the Avengers) became a mormon. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, Last night I had a dream that I lost my virginity to a boy I have some feelings for. It was at a dark, creepy, Jewish party that a boy I now was throwing. I'm not really sure how it happened, but during the dream there was a part where I wondered..."Am I still a virgin? Did I have sex with him?" And from what I remember the sex was good, so when I woke up in the morning and remember that I am an underage virgin sleeping onmy brothers couch...it made me sad. I wish my sexual encounter had been real. And I am still sad it wasn't. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, i had a dream that i was a teenage boy ( i am a girl ) i was partying in Miami with alot of girls and all of them wanted to f*ck with me but i refused and went to a very very old woman sitting alone on the couch and i started flirting with her 'till we had a room and i gave her a red dress to wear it on before we do it, and when she wore it she transformed to a young beautiful woman and after that we did it, she was good Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, i got bitten by a rabid dog.. then i started acted very strange and smacked a monkey the monkey had a machete and started chasing me.. a genie shot it and it died, making a big sound,.. then the hottest girl in my grade start give me a blowjob, kissing me while i grabbed her ass. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I dreamed about a really weird thing. I was having sex with some girl and it was really weird. It was a extremely long time. Then she said " Jaimey it is me. The naked one." Then I woke up... Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, Last night I had a dream about this guy that I had always been crushing on. On the bus, he sat next to me even though he was breaking the rules about sitting next to girls. He held my hand. I screamed in excitement!! He said to me, "come to my house after you get off" I'm like, "ok" because I like him and all. I went to his house and knocked on the door. He said, "my parents aren't home. Ready?" "For what?" "For SEX!" "Alright!" I stepped in, took my clothes off and said, "shove it in!" He shoved his penis up my ass and said, "oooooh baby! You have practiced before, haven't yah?" I really hadn't! We moaned all day and then he got out the HUGE five dildos!! He said, "ready?" "Alright!" He shoved all five of them up my ass and said "WOW" then I realized that I'm only in fifth grade and then I woke up
Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I had a dream that my balls disappeared like the guy on GTA 4: The Lost and The Damned. Then some random guy from Danny Phantom had tried to get me but I slapped him. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I had a dream that misha collins, and jensen ackles (actors on the show supernatural) came over to my hosue for a sleepover. They went to a bar and got "alohalic drinks". Suddenly a kid in my math class appeared and was eating alohalic ice cream. We were in my room when my mom called to us and told us that a building was collapsing.(we lived in nyc) So they ran outside but I couldn't find my shoes. I get outside and then Misha and Jensen tell me that they're in love even though they pretend they're not for the public. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I had a dream that I was married to the younger (like, 1964-5) John Lennon. We lived in the same house, and I remember coming home one night and (apparently we lived in the 1940s and I'm also Jewish in real life too) John was sitting on the couch. When I got home, I sat next to him and he started making out with me and he was leaning into me and he fell on top of me. Then I took his hand and we went upstairs into our bedroom. (you can guess what happens there) Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I dreamed that I lived in a quad of adjoining condos where two other teachers lived - one was an old crush I've been cursed with for a long time and the other was a new woman who I was supposed to teach a class with. As the new teacher and I were conversing in her back yard, i glanced over to the yard next door and my old crush was washing her car bending over, exposing her gorgeous tushy - I was dying to get over there to get a hug and a handful of that heart stopping ass and Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I was at a club and two cute girls were there. We kissed and that was it. This was my first ever wet dream plus I was a lesbian in it which was weird. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I had a dream that I was getting dressed and the guy I happen to really like walks in on me when I'm in my underwear, he quickly turns and runs out while apologizing. But then it happens a second time. When I had gotten dressed, I went out of the room I was in and I started walking down a hallway. He came up to me and started to apologize, I told him that it was totally fine and it wasn't the first time I had been walked in on. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I was having a great dream, my crush was in it my sister and my niece. We were shopping around having a good time,we to the front to pay. Once we paid there were couches around so we sat. Then a guy from a register came over, and said I was looking for u and pulled out a gun and shot my crush right infront of me. I was speechless in the dream, I saw the bullethole and even my crush squirting his eyes close, I felt a tear on my cheek. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, Last nite i saw my husband closely hugging nd doing *** wth his bro's wife....wat does it mean...cn u help me plzz.. Then I woke up."
Anonymous Dreamt:
2 Years Ago
"Last night, I had a weird dream where I was pulling on my boobs for some reason and they kept getting longer and wouldn't go back so then I had like arms with no hands on them coming out of my chest and I was freaking out cause I didn't know how to hide them o-o Then I woke up."